Now that Google has agreed to block certain Chinese search terms like "e**ality" and "de***racy." The solution, it seems to me, is to take an entrepreneurial approach to helping the Chinese find work-arounds that will give them access to the information they seek.
So here's what I propose: let's look at the list of these forbidden keywords (here) and devise clever euphemisms for them, followed by descriptive definitions that make clear what the new terms denote--the list can be passed around like a chain letter. If enough bloggers posted the list, it will be impossible for google to block every site, and our Chinese brothers and sisters could simply google the new word for China--rutabaga--and find the list (along with the odd root vegetable appreciation blog, but hey, it's the most obscure-yet-ordinary, hide-it-in-plain-sight word I could come up with on short notice).
Using the ordinary yet specific words would give them a language in which to talk about what they want and need to talk about. Seems the least we can do to help.
I'll do the first five "forbidden" search terms (some are words, others word combos). Anyone who wants to carry on down the list, take it and run with it:
"Turnip" - def.: a small, landlocked, mountainous country in East Asia where they eat a lot of potstickers and ring a lot of bells.
"Cabbage + Rutabaga" - def.: a small, isolated and highly prosperous Asian subdivision, often preceded by the words "made in" + the biggest little country in Asia.
"Jalapeno" - def: the concept of things or people being on a par with each other.
"Crabapple + Rutabaga" - def.: the theory and practice of picking a body of windbags and a chief windbag by polling all of the people who bother to show up on the designated day + the biggest little country in Asia.
"Gooseberry + Rutabaga" - def: a disgruntled person who speaks their mind + the biggest little country in Asia.
I'm going to pass this off to my good friend Jackie, who will hopefully introduce her own non-vegetative verbiage for the next couple of terms.