Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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May 05, 2006

Comments

shayla

no your ass does not look fat. but that doesn't mean it looks okay. NO MAN SHOULD EVER WEAR JEANS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS.
NONE.
EVER.

Bumbledee

That's a very odd pinching effect you've got going on there. I don't think the placement of those back pockets is doing anything for you.

demm

Those pants have got to go!!! Hard to tell what the ass look like in those...Seems to be fine with better choice of pants!

conassieur

Um...no, you're ass doesn't look fat at all, but that doesn't mean it looks OK. It looks...short? Please buy some new jeans. Those jeans are really weird. Thanks.

Kiso

were these made to fit women or something? the inseam seems so high.. anyways, it looks like you have a fine ass, but not in these jeans. get rid of em.

Leah

oh god...you ass looks horrible take off those damn pants

jamie

The pockets on those jeans are way too big for your bottom, and make it look wierd, get something with smaller pockets.

anon

hmmm i see the studs in the picture... and you arent one of them

Elio (Brazil)

huahuahuahua... o cú tá engolindo a calça!!!

The ass eat the pant!!!

Fanny Alexander

Nevermind if your ass looks fat or not. You'd better get that doorknob removed from your hip!

toe_jam_on_toast

your actual bum looks like it could be ok...if it didn't appear to be sliding down the back of your thighs due to those jeans...and they're far too tight, i'd be afraid to see the front!

liz

TOOO TIGHT!!!!

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