Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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MY EYES!!! They are burned from the colors!
Other than that, cute.
Posted by: Wichi Dude | May 06, 2006 at 01:10 AM
Definitively not fat. There was some question about this?
Posted by: conassieur | May 08, 2006 at 06:25 PM
yea, aside from the raspberry orange sorbet qualities when paired with the sweater, the pants are cute and a great fit.
Posted by: Kiso | May 14, 2006 at 09:54 PM
somthing odd about it.
too wide.
Posted by: el | May 27, 2006 at 09:44 AM
Not fat but not great either...maybe pants are a teeny bit too tight?!?!
Posted by: Dee | June 17, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Not fat but not great either...maybe pants are a teeny bit too tight?!?!
Posted by: Dee | June 17, 2006 at 12:40 PM
your ass doesnt look fat, but they don't fit you well in the thighs.....too tight in a "bad" way.....
Posted by: kj | June 23, 2006 at 11:07 PM
Cute butt. Horrible colors.
Posted by: JC | July 05, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Not fat. Just too tight pants. One size larger, please.
Posted by: Nancy | July 05, 2006 at 03:51 PM
your ass doesn't look fat. but i think you could find pants that are more flattering. the key is to get jeans with lower pockets because they help create the illusion of lift. that's how seven brand jeans built their empire.
Posted by: princessvince | July 07, 2006 at 09:50 PM
Not fat-looking. Are legs supposed to be that far apart from one another, though?
Posted by: Fanny Alexander | October 28, 2006 at 08:55 PM
TOO TIGHT!
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:10 AM
if anything I think you're too thin. no one should have that much of a gap between their legs
Posted by: TheStrangeAngel | February 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM