Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:
howsmyass@gmail.com.
Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Wow. No, your ass does not look fat at all.
Posted by: Matt | April 07, 2006 at 07:02 AM
v v nice.
Posted by: big black horny guy | April 23, 2006 at 12:30 AM
hot
Posted by: Puck | December 30, 2006 at 07:04 PM
you have no ass. You need to pad that shit with some big macs.
Posted by: deez nutz | March 26, 2008 at 11:47 PM