Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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April 21, 2006

Comments

mrh

The horizontal stripes really aren't your friend here.

Wichi Dude

Talk about the rings of Uranus, she needs an asteroid belt.

tacotexas

ooh,
i'd like some of that!!

L'admirateur du fond

:)

puck

Ohhhh la la

Victor

Olha de 4 qualquer uma fica linda.

Vem aqui em casa e eu te elogio pessoalmente. rs
:)

Fanny Alexander

The horizontal lines obscure the depth. Doesn't look fat to me, though.

toe_jam_on_toast

your bum looks in proportion to your body, but never wear horizontal stripes! plus the dress isn't really flattering as we can't really see where you bum ends or begins in it. also the shoulder bag is just adding more bulk in this picture, making your bum look bigger than it is.

so try again with another dress and lose the bag! im sure it's lovely as your proportions are right!

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