Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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March 08, 2006

Comments

wickedbored

Ouch! That belt looks painful, and the muffins are DONE. Otherwise you are torturing a nice, curvy bum.

Next size up(or don't put them in the dryer, next time)

bjoern

that's some ass i would fall in love with!

greg

I think ur ass looks awesome id like to slide those jeans off you

Wichi Dude

I believe that is "Tex-ass".

tacotexas

now see?
THAT's why I love Texas.

Dane

Sensational!
Come to Australia

George Wasserman

Steers & Queers!

Summer

who even takes a photo of their own ass! standing like that! put it away!!!!

Tyzar

GIDDYUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenny

ur ass is so fat dat i fink ur buttons r popping sori dear

Johnnyboy

Texas? Asses like yours weren't made for low rider jeans. You have both an ass and an hourglass waist, which is a nice combo, but it looks best with higher waisted jeans. Get yourself a pair of lady Wranglers.

reece

curvey and round, very nice ass, great ass to slap

nikki

the ass is not fat, but pants are to tight. you got a tire hangin over. You should watch "what not to wear" on tlc.

chickity

lol whats better then your ass is your love handels ;)

lost

Very perfect !!!!

jamie

you need a higher waisted jean, these ones make you get muffin tops wich take away from an otherwise good looking bumm

Victor

Delicia te como gostoso, e vai pedir pra eu fazer tudo de novo... ;)

fernando

You have a very beatiful ass! I,m brazilian and you have a brazillian ass, he he eh!!!

mrh

No, your ass does not look fat in those pants. Looks good, in fact.

Rich

Sweetness!

liz

wow!!!

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