Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

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March 08, 2006

Comments

audrey

your ass is defninitely not big. a bit manly maybe, that's a pity !

audrey

your ass is defninitely not big. a bit manly maybe, that's a pity !

Bob Rokeback

Fig!

sarah

that is one strange ass

leah

you pants look like they are painted on....you don't have an ass

anton

Di you see something you can call an ass? Try a size samller or an other cut

reece

you dont have a very nice ass you may have other areas you can show off but i would be finding better pants

Mamamonkey

Your ass looks really squashed flat.Try some new jeans!

jamie

you need to get a pair of pants that are one size larger and have smallter pockets or a different cut that doesn't fit so snug at the waist and hips.

Victor

Olha passa lá em casa e eu prometo pensar com carinho em você. ;)

Hot honey

uuuh.. i can't say anything about your ass... You don't have one!!

liz

its too flat in those pants

deez nutz

this has to be a man's ass.
Not a good ass.

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