Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:
[email protected].
Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
your ass is defninitely not big. a bit manly maybe, that's a pity !
Posted by: audrey | March 10, 2006 at 08:39 AM
your ass is defninitely not big. a bit manly maybe, that's a pity !
Posted by: audrey | March 10, 2006 at 08:39 AM
Fig!
Posted by: Bob Rokeback | March 13, 2006 at 06:19 PM
that is one strange ass
Posted by: sarah | March 22, 2006 at 05:17 PM
you pants look like they are painted on....you don't have an ass
Posted by: leah | March 24, 2006 at 04:44 PM
Di you see something you can call an ass? Try a size samller or an other cut
Posted by: anton | April 06, 2006 at 10:25 AM
you dont have a very nice ass you may have other areas you can show off but i would be finding better pants
Posted by: reece | April 17, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Your ass looks really squashed flat.Try some new jeans!
Posted by: Mamamonkey | April 21, 2006 at 03:19 AM
you need to get a pair of pants that are one size larger and have smallter pockets or a different cut that doesn't fit so snug at the waist and hips.
Posted by: jamie | June 11, 2006 at 03:42 PM
Olha passa lá em casa e eu prometo pensar com carinho em você. ;)
Posted by: Victor | September 22, 2006 at 04:54 PM
uuuh.. i can't say anything about your ass... You don't have one!!
Posted by: Hot honey | December 27, 2006 at 12:33 PM
its too flat in those pants
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:08 AM
this has to be a man's ass.
Not a good ass.
Posted by: deez nutz | March 26, 2008 at 11:53 PM