Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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February 19, 2006
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Walmart jeans just don't do do much for me
Posted by: Rob | February 20, 2006 at 02:43 PM
rather, your bum looks peach like an sexy in these pants!
Posted by: Anna | February 21, 2006 at 02:06 PM
The ass may be alright but return the jeans to the dumpster or thrift store they came from.
Free tip: sequins, brass studs, beads and other 'jewelry on denim' effects just don't work outside a trailer park.
Posted by: Popkin | February 22, 2006 at 12:07 AM
holy cow, girl. Your ass isn't even fat yet these pants tell a different tale. Pockets too far apart. Just cause they're on sale that don't mean they're a good deal. Jeeze!
Posted by: Stephanie | February 23, 2006 at 04:53 PM
Totally wrong jeans for you. Only girls with tiny cherry cheeks can wear the low slung pockets like this. Get higher waisted pants and you're there.
Posted by: Lucy B. Furry | February 25, 2006 at 08:02 AM
Now that even looks like a greek ass. Probably needs a shave, too!
Posted by: liam | February 26, 2006 at 04:44 PM
am i the only one who doesn't see much ass .i personally think it's flat
Posted by: rem | February 27, 2006 at 05:05 AM
Flap pockets look good on very few bums. I'm sorry, but your bum isn't one of them.
Posted by: tenspeedsf | March 01, 2006 at 02:37 PM
I bet that's a smelly bum.
Posted by: Hoover Smithington | March 13, 2006 at 06:21 PM
The camera is a bit too close, so the overall effect is somewhat distorted. Looks pleasantly shapely, though.
Posted by: Fanny Alexander | October 28, 2006 at 08:19 PM
It is a bit big but I like it. Just dont eat any more.
Posted by: Gordon | July 21, 2007 at 02:32 AM
not fat at all! i'd say ur fine
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:01 AM
3 words. Sack of potatos.
Posted by: deez nutz | March 26, 2008 at 11:57 PM