Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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February 19, 2006

Comments

Rob

Walmart jeans just don't do do much for me

Anna

rather, your bum looks peach like an sexy in these pants!

Popkin

The ass may be alright but return the jeans to the dumpster or thrift store they came from.

Free tip: sequins, brass studs, beads and other 'jewelry on denim' effects just don't work outside a trailer park.

Stephanie

holy cow, girl. Your ass isn't even fat yet these pants tell a different tale. Pockets too far apart. Just cause they're on sale that don't mean they're a good deal. Jeeze!

Lucy B. Furry

Totally wrong jeans for you. Only girls with tiny cherry cheeks can wear the low slung pockets like this. Get higher waisted pants and you're there.

liam

Now that even looks like a greek ass. Probably needs a shave, too!

rem

am i the only one who doesn't see much ass .i personally think it's flat

tenspeedsf

Flap pockets look good on very few bums. I'm sorry, but your bum isn't one of them.

Hoover Smithington

I bet that's a smelly bum.

Fanny Alexander

The camera is a bit too close, so the overall effect is somewhat distorted. Looks pleasantly shapely, though.

Gordon

It is a bit big but I like it. Just dont eat any more.

liz

not fat at all! i'd say ur fine

deez nutz

3 words. Sack of potatos.

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