Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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February 19, 2006

Comments

Joan D'Arc

Well, it does look unnaturally large in proportion to the rest of you. Almost like you're wearing padding. Maybe try jeans that don't have pockets. And those shoes are UGLY!

Rob

that body could make anything look good except those jeans

Aaron

Perfect!!! Awesome shoes too!!!!

Popkin

Cheap taste in clothes, but you do have a beautiful body!

tin

perfect

Stephanie

You're all set.

Mich

is that your thong hanging out? The outfit is unacceptable for so many reasons.
You have such a cute body, don't hide it behind tacky clothes and unflattering cropped jeasn - with chucky heels, no less! Not a good look, my friend.

Liam

SMOKIN!!!

george bush

no problems here!!

The People of the United States

If George Bush is telling you there's no problem, then there's a BIG problem ...

And Mich is right. Chunky shoes are meant to be worn with flowy skirts, not cropped jeans. Bad taste, bad taste. Makes the guys think you're easy. Kinda like what Bush thought the Iraq War would be.

boogaloo

i want some o' dat !

yeah, the clothes are sexy / raunchy... so what ! i'd luv to slap dem pockets
from the rocket down under

Joe

Holly Crap!!

Joneswah

You should try tighter clothes, those ones are too loose. In fact, try no clothes... I think the responses would be much better all 'round. he he Round.

Bruce

Baby your Ass is sweet all the guys would like to get a hold on that ass and boday of yours.

Sarah

She's way too skinny to have an ass that big. Maybe padding or something? My friend used to use padding. It just looks wrong

Tyzar

Think I saw that at Santa Fe

eran

you ass is nice in these pants but maybe u need to change shoes !!!

Peter

yeah, okay but what about the boobs! Wont someone comment on the boobs.

Bob

Perfect!
usted está muy sabrosa sí!

corkie

Not fat, not poifect. Definitely edible though, in my book, which is the only criteria I use (OK, I never said I was the arse-judging version of Simon Cowell).

The acronym is F-BA, if you must. And you, my dear, certainly have one!

Rich

It's just right baby! Sweetness!!

liz

your but doesnt look fat at all. it looks normal! it looks good!

deez nutz

Holy... that's FAT! get some booty reduction fast.

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