Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:
howsmyass@gmail.com.
Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Looks great. Not too fat . . . not too skinny . . . just right.
Posted by: Joe Hwy 58 | February 28, 2006 at 05:23 AM
That is the perfect N.C. booty,you can pick up a toothpick off of a block of ice with that one.
Posted by: Bill | February 28, 2006 at 10:13 AM
Is that a wedge (^)
Posted by: Slick willy | February 28, 2006 at 09:06 PM
i like your bottom. i'll pass on your pants.
Posted by: tacotexas | March 01, 2006 at 01:49 PM
katie it is good to know that mans dream does come true with that perfect ass
Posted by: j brooks | March 04, 2006 at 05:58 PM
The pants are gettin kinda bunchy up under those buns.
Posted by: okeydokey | March 07, 2006 at 07:20 PM
that ass looks verklempt
Posted by: unfaithful | March 17, 2006 at 12:11 AM
yeah ur butt looks fat in those pants!! sorry :(
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:06 AM
It looks like you had an accident in your pants. I would burn that picture. Next time don't tighten your ass cheeks, it looks like it's eating the seam. Try bending over to make it look like you might have curves.
Posted by: deez nutz | March 27, 2008 at 12:04 AM