Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

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February 23, 2006

Comments

DeeDee

Either you look fat in those jeans or the jeans are the wrong size. The big belt doesn't make it look any better.

Dixie

I think you're just wearing a size too small.

Mich

Also, the pockets on the side are always a good way to make your ass look like a wide load.
I'd go for dark demin w/ stretch.

Anna

Nah, you're definitely not fat in those!

Stephanie

You aren't fat, per se...but what's with today's ladies getting all chubby around the waist and hips and yet they still have skinny legs? I think it's all the sugar and high fat foods (I'm not referring to you, sister). I cannot find a pair of pants to fit nowadays because they're all made for chicks with the muffin top belly and skinny legs. Creepy. Ladies!!! We need to help eachother out! If the belly hangs out over your pants then don't buy them! Really, it's not attractive. Really, sister...I'm not talking about you.

Lucy B. Furry

High fat is good for you, if you eat good high fat in moderation. It's the Snackwells and nasty Starbucks pastries that give a girl a big can. That and sitting for too long in front of the telly. Eat a piece of meat and move your ass...and muffintop will be no more!

just a peek

Yep - wide load ahead!

liam

Whoa!! Lay off the haggis!

peek a boo

you need a bigger size jeans.

Mamamonkey

Hey, someone forgot to say when!!!

Rachel

Yes your ass does look big but it could be a picture of me!!! So those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

Victor

Eu como na boa. ;)

liz

the only problem is ur pants are too small!

deez nutz

It looks like an angry lesbian's ass.

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