Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: [email protected]. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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February 23, 2006
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Either you look fat in those jeans or the jeans are the wrong size. The big belt doesn't make it look any better.
Posted by: DeeDee | February 24, 2006 at 05:27 AM
I think you're just wearing a size too small.
Posted by: Dixie | February 24, 2006 at 06:00 AM
Also, the pockets on the side are always a good way to make your ass look like a wide load.
I'd go for dark demin w/ stretch.
Posted by: Mich | February 24, 2006 at 07:52 AM
Nah, you're definitely not fat in those!
Posted by: Anna | February 24, 2006 at 11:08 AM
You aren't fat, per se...but what's with today's ladies getting all chubby around the waist and hips and yet they still have skinny legs? I think it's all the sugar and high fat foods (I'm not referring to you, sister). I cannot find a pair of pants to fit nowadays because they're all made for chicks with the muffin top belly and skinny legs. Creepy. Ladies!!! We need to help eachother out! If the belly hangs out over your pants then don't buy them! Really, it's not attractive. Really, sister...I'm not talking about you.
Posted by: Stephanie | February 24, 2006 at 12:59 PM
High fat is good for you, if you eat good high fat in moderation. It's the Snackwells and nasty Starbucks pastries that give a girl a big can. That and sitting for too long in front of the telly. Eat a piece of meat and move your ass...and muffintop will be no more!
Posted by: Lucy B. Furry | February 25, 2006 at 08:01 AM
Yep - wide load ahead!
Posted by: just a peek | February 25, 2006 at 08:36 AM
Whoa!! Lay off the haggis!
Posted by: liam | February 26, 2006 at 04:43 PM
you need a bigger size jeans.
Posted by: peek a boo | April 08, 2006 at 06:18 PM
Hey, someone forgot to say when!!!
Posted by: Mamamonkey | April 21, 2006 at 03:32 AM
Yes your ass does look big but it could be a picture of me!!! So those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!
Posted by: Rachel | May 19, 2006 at 12:53 PM
Eu como na boa. ;)
Posted by: Victor | September 22, 2006 at 04:50 PM
the only problem is ur pants are too small!
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:02 AM
It looks like an angry lesbian's ass.
Posted by: deez nutz | March 27, 2008 at 12:00 AM