Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.


  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.



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January 23, 2006



Jennifer Lopez would look fat in these pants. They're homogenizing the ass without, as Jane Russell would advocate, "lifting and separating." This is a kittenish girl with great assets who needs to throw these pants away and go shopping for edgier jeans!


you are not fat-

But your jeans make you look it-

they are too tight- and to bleacky/faded- making you look bigger in the one spot that really isn't the best.

try something in a darker wash- with less SPANDEX and not quite so High rise-

You can do better!


It's not the jeans that make the ass look big. It's the ass that makes the ass look big.


yes !
it looks ... !


Agreed, you don't look like a huge girl, but those pants are NOT flattering at all. You need to try some different styles, when you shop bring a girlfriend who'll be honest about giving you her opinion!


I think that the jeams aare just a really bad shape on you.


oh yea. they make you look like a hot fudge sundae and i'm eating. i can just imagine what i'll get when i get to the middle.

Simon Cowell

wide load coming through


Dear God...Mom, what the hell!

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