Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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January 05, 2006
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Like jello on springs!
Posted by: Jack Lemmon | January 05, 2006 at 06:18 PM
Yes, your butt looks big, but in this case it's a good thing.
Posted by: Norma Jean | January 07, 2006 at 09:54 AM
I agree with Norma Jean: That big ass is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Jackie | January 08, 2006 at 09:22 AM
This appears to be a woman of a certain age, in which case, the sophistication and womanly figure are most inviting, the rest of the getup seems to be demure and tasteful so a ittle sleek hugging in the butt is totally sexy.
Posted by: marcus | January 16, 2006 at 06:35 PM
I am totally straight but your ass is HOT!
Posted by: dakodas | January 21, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Viva la carne
Posted by: eja eja elala | February 08, 2006 at 12:29 PM
You have a big bum, personally I don't find it attractive, but there are many who do.
Posted by: LLN | February 09, 2006 at 07:22 AM
Big, but more luscious than fat.
Posted by: Beth | February 10, 2006 at 05:14 PM
You are fantastic. Do not let anyone tell you differently. Beautiful shape.
Posted by: M.A.L. | February 23, 2006 at 12:31 PM
lay off th McDonalds and Jell-o.
Bubble butt
Posted by: Simon Cowell | February 23, 2006 at 02:32 PM