Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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January 23, 2006

Comments

admin

This may be a case of "Does it look at all fatter, please?"

But these are some flattering pants. And it's impossible to tell from them whether what you'd unwrap at the end of the day would be pert yet fulsome, or scrawny as a starved cat. My guess is that there's a there there, but if not, then bravo to Levi Strauss for creating the illusion.

Hansko

Ehhrrr this pair o'pants has the flattering capability of disguising the sex of one person...

iamphat

I can't tell if you are a girl or guy but you have a sexy ass. On further inspection, I'm guessing girl - there's a bit too much flesh in there to be a guy.

dave

ditch the McDonalds

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