Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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January 23, 2006
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This may be a case of "Does it look at all fatter, please?"
But these are some flattering pants. And it's impossible to tell from them whether what you'd unwrap at the end of the day would be pert yet fulsome, or scrawny as a starved cat. My guess is that there's a there there, but if not, then bravo to Levi Strauss for creating the illusion.
Posted by: admin | January 23, 2006 at 11:26 PM
Ehhrrr this pair o'pants has the flattering capability of disguising the sex of one person...
Posted by: Hansko | February 10, 2006 at 07:45 AM
I can't tell if you are a girl or guy but you have a sexy ass. On further inspection, I'm guessing girl - there's a bit too much flesh in there to be a guy.
Posted by: iamphat | February 12, 2006 at 02:54 PM
ditch the McDonalds
Posted by: dave | February 23, 2006 at 02:23 PM