Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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January 13, 2006

Comments

Ivy

It certanly looks perky! Not a big fan of animal print on pants myself, so I really don't like the look of this one.

Loose the pants dear, they do not flatter your bum.

shoelover

Can you handle the truth?

marcus

These pants should never be worn in public unless they were part of a Halloween Costume.

anemone

I agree. It looks like you've got a nice bum, but those pants are not in any way flattering.

stilettogirl84

those pants are not only tacky- but they also magnify your butt to gargantuan proportions

Jorge

Beware of elefants in leopards' clothing.

Rob

just scary

danni

AAAH! A leopard blew up and plastered itself all over your pants!!!!!! Your ass would look fine in regular pants. These pants however..no..just no.

chrissi

i keep it real! those pants are nasty looking you look like a 50 year old going to go play bingo plus they also display all those nasty lumps on your ass which i think you should just cover

Evil....

This is, does ym ass look fat in these pants, not, hey, you like my scratchy nylon panty-hose?

zomg

avert your eyes and cry

Lome

Yes. And please.
Never wear those pants again.
Ever.

Tyler

Things that make you go "bblluuhh". nasty!

Simon Cowell

a truck could hit it and would stop and get stuck

Stephanie

Hey, it's Peg Bundy!

Morcegão

Q tigresa maravilhosa!
A mulher perfeita na foto perfeita. ;)
(is a fantastic picture, very very beautiful your ass.) lol

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