Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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January 13, 2006
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It certanly looks perky! Not a big fan of animal print on pants myself, so I really don't like the look of this one.
Loose the pants dear, they do not flatter your bum.
Posted by: Ivy | January 13, 2006 at 02:13 PM
Can you handle the truth?
Posted by: shoelover | January 16, 2006 at 11:25 AM
These pants should never be worn in public unless they were part of a Halloween Costume.
Posted by: marcus | January 16, 2006 at 06:34 PM
I agree. It looks like you've got a nice bum, but those pants are not in any way flattering.
Posted by: anemone | January 17, 2006 at 06:04 PM
those pants are not only tacky- but they also magnify your butt to gargantuan proportions
Posted by: stilettogirl84 | January 28, 2006 at 08:47 PM
Beware of elefants in leopards' clothing.
Posted by: Jorge | February 03, 2006 at 01:27 PM
just scary
Posted by: Rob | February 08, 2006 at 11:32 PM
AAAH! A leopard blew up and plastered itself all over your pants!!!!!! Your ass would look fine in regular pants. These pants however..no..just no.
Posted by: danni | February 11, 2006 at 09:54 AM
i keep it real! those pants are nasty looking you look like a 50 year old going to go play bingo plus they also display all those nasty lumps on your ass which i think you should just cover
Posted by: chrissi | February 12, 2006 at 01:47 AM
This is, does ym ass look fat in these pants, not, hey, you like my scratchy nylon panty-hose?
Posted by: Evil.... | February 12, 2006 at 04:24 AM
avert your eyes and cry
Posted by: zomg | February 12, 2006 at 02:22 PM
Yes. And please.
Never wear those pants again.
Ever.
Posted by: Lome | February 12, 2006 at 05:59 PM
Things that make you go "bblluuhh". nasty!
Posted by: Tyler | February 22, 2006 at 01:43 PM
a truck could hit it and would stop and get stuck
Posted by: Simon Cowell | February 23, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Hey, it's Peg Bundy!
Posted by: Stephanie | February 23, 2006 at 05:36 PM
Q tigresa maravilhosa!
A mulher perfeita na foto perfeita. ;)
(is a fantastic picture, very very beautiful your ass.) lol
Posted by: Morcegão | September 22, 2006 at 11:21 AM