Here's the idea

  • Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to:

    howsmyass@gmail.com.

    Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.

Why?

  • Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.

Assets

Etc.

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January 22, 2006

Comments

admin

Normally I find pocket flaps (or welt pockets) on jeans to be quite unbecoming, but these would be the exception that proves the rule.

Matt

Your ass looks good in those pants.

Scyllacat

Gotta dissent. Your ass is not bad, but I think the pants are hideous.

stilettogirl84

normally i don't like to see pants that tight- but on you, it looks hot-

Work that sexy butt!

Suzy

Alright but the pockets are a little too long. I also have to ask if you get weggies a lot?
You could do a little better.

Beth

Not fat at all--looks practically non-existant. The pockets shouldn't go below the curve.

steve

That ass would look good in any pants. Better withouty them though, I'm sure.

sarah

I don't like 'em. These pants create a straight line across the bottom instead of the nice, soft "W" shape they should have.

ettre

Are they 5 year old's pants? i think if they were any tighter they would split, or have they already?

iamphat

Those pants are hideous as is your stance. The combination makes it hard to know what you ass really is like. I'm guessing nice.

Cerue

I agree that it's a nice ass, but those pants are way too tight. They look like they're squishing your bum and it's not attractive at all.

Tyler

Very nice bum. Lose that coat. You look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!

Simon Cowell

ur ass is ginormous

Stephanie

Is that guy taking a piss?

BrainDroppings

If you can afford a $240 dollar pair of jeans (I have the same pair), you can afford to get them hemmed and find the right fit. It's not that hard to look good in a pair of True Religion, just make sure they aren't too tight on the inseam!
P.S. If you are posing for an ass shot, don't stand like that. It makes your ass look too square (anyone's ass for that matter). If you are posing this way to mock the serious picture posts, then that's good stuff and I admire your guts.

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