Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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no your ass does not look fat. but that doesn't mean it looks okay. NO MAN SHOULD EVER WEAR JEANS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS.
NONE.
EVER.
Posted by: shayla | May 14, 2006 at 06:10 PM
That's a very odd pinching effect you've got going on there. I don't think the placement of those back pockets is doing anything for you.
Posted by: Bumbledee | May 16, 2006 at 07:51 AM
Those pants have got to go!!! Hard to tell what the ass look like in those...Seems to be fine with better choice of pants!
Posted by: demm | May 16, 2006 at 11:34 AM
Um...no, you're ass doesn't look fat at all, but that doesn't mean it looks OK. It looks...short? Please buy some new jeans. Those jeans are really weird. Thanks.
Posted by: conassieur | May 22, 2006 at 01:17 AM
were these made to fit women or something? the inseam seems so high.. anyways, it looks like you have a fine ass, but not in these jeans. get rid of em.
Posted by: Kiso | May 31, 2006 at 01:44 PM
oh god...you ass looks horrible take off those damn pants
Posted by: Leah | June 04, 2006 at 09:38 AM
The pockets on those jeans are way too big for your bottom, and make it look wierd, get something with smaller pockets.
Posted by: jamie | June 11, 2006 at 03:27 PM
hmmm i see the studs in the picture... and you arent one of them
Posted by: anon | June 23, 2006 at 05:53 PM
huahuahuahua... o cú tá engolindo a calça!!!
The ass eat the pant!!!
Posted by: Elio (Brazil) | September 23, 2006 at 08:09 AM
Nevermind if your ass looks fat or not. You'd better get that doorknob removed from your hip!
Posted by: Fanny Alexander | October 28, 2006 at 08:53 PM
your actual bum looks like it could be ok...if it didn't appear to be sliding down the back of your thighs due to those jeans...and they're far too tight, i'd be afraid to see the front!
Posted by: toe_jam_on_toast | December 28, 2006 at 08:51 AM
TOOO TIGHT!!!!
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:11 AM