Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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very nice ass~
Posted by: N | May 19, 2006 at 09:20 AM
Aha, you have an ass?
Not in these pants you don't.
Posted by: Carly | July 01, 2006 at 11:16 PM
actually, where is the ass?
Posted by: Lorna Sponja | September 23, 2006 at 06:29 AM
That's me, the 'assless wonder'!
Posted by: Fanny Alexander | October 28, 2006 at 08:56 PM
i can see where youre bum is, and it looks good, but the jeans are far too high! try getting some so the bottom (!) of your belt is where the seam above the pockets is in this picture...and a slightly tighter fit.
if you have to pull the pockets to show it off, they're too loose! how can we appreciate your bum if you're hiding it? ;)
..although just don't get them too tight, we still want to keep certain things as a surprise!
Posted by: toe_jam_on_toast | December 28, 2006 at 09:06 AM