Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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Ouch! That belt looks painful, and the muffins are DONE. Otherwise you are torturing a nice, curvy bum.
Next size up(or don't put them in the dryer, next time)
Posted by: wickedbored | March 08, 2006 at 10:20 AM
that's some ass i would fall in love with!
Posted by: bjoern | March 08, 2006 at 01:42 PM
I think ur ass looks awesome id like to slide those jeans off you
Posted by: greg | March 08, 2006 at 10:42 PM
I believe that is "Tex-ass".
Posted by: Wichi Dude | March 09, 2006 at 12:17 AM
now see?
THAT's why I love Texas.
Posted by: tacotexas | March 10, 2006 at 03:52 PM
Sensational!
Come to Australia
Posted by: Dane | March 13, 2006 at 12:44 PM
Steers & Queers!
Posted by: George Wasserman | March 13, 2006 at 06:17 PM
who even takes a photo of their own ass! standing like that! put it away!!!!
Posted by: Summer | March 19, 2006 at 06:15 PM
GIDDYUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tyzar | March 20, 2006 at 10:30 PM
ur ass is so fat dat i fink ur buttons r popping sori dear
Posted by: jenny | March 22, 2006 at 05:14 PM
Texas? Asses like yours weren't made for low rider jeans. You have both an ass and an hourglass waist, which is a nice combo, but it looks best with higher waisted jeans. Get yourself a pair of lady Wranglers.
Posted by: Johnnyboy | April 08, 2006 at 09:57 AM
curvey and round, very nice ass, great ass to slap
Posted by: reece | April 17, 2006 at 05:19 PM
the ass is not fat, but pants are to tight. you got a tire hangin over. You should watch "what not to wear" on tlc.
Posted by: nikki | May 09, 2006 at 04:35 AM
lol whats better then your ass is your love handels ;)
Posted by: chickity | May 21, 2006 at 04:05 AM
Very perfect !!!!
Posted by: lost | June 06, 2006 at 05:04 AM
you need a higher waisted jean, these ones make you get muffin tops wich take away from an otherwise good looking bumm
Posted by: jamie | June 11, 2006 at 03:38 PM
Delicia te como gostoso, e vai pedir pra eu fazer tudo de novo... ;)
Posted by: Victor | September 22, 2006 at 04:55 PM
You have a very beatiful ass! I,m brazilian and you have a brazillian ass, he he eh!!!
Posted by: fernando | September 23, 2006 at 11:27 AM
No, your ass does not look fat in those pants. Looks good, in fact.
Posted by: mrh | September 24, 2006 at 05:19 PM
Sweetness!
Posted by: Rich | November 07, 2006 at 07:35 AM
wow!!!
Posted by: liz | February 04, 2008 at 12:08 AM