Here's the idea
- Take a picture of your ass in the questionable pants and send it to: howsmyass@gmail.com. Please don't tell me who you are, this is anonymous. Comments will be moderated to weed out cretins and letches. Now for the fine print: no porn, no g-strings. Full-coverage pants only, please (or trousers if you're a Brit). Photos under 400 x 300 mp might not make it.
Why?
- Because a) you can't see your own ass, and b) no one you know is going to tell you the truth.
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Well, it does look unnaturally large in proportion to the rest of you. Almost like you're wearing padding. Maybe try jeans that don't have pockets. And those shoes are UGLY!
Posted by: Joan D'Arc | February 20, 2006 at 09:56 AM
that body could make anything look good except those jeans
Posted by: Rob | February 20, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Perfect!!! Awesome shoes too!!!!
Posted by: Aaron | February 21, 2006 at 01:52 PM
Cheap taste in clothes, but you do have a beautiful body!
Posted by: Popkin | February 21, 2006 at 11:55 PM
perfect
Posted by: tin | February 22, 2006 at 04:17 PM
You're all set.
Posted by: Stephanie | February 23, 2006 at 04:55 PM
is that your thong hanging out? The outfit is unacceptable for so many reasons.
You have such a cute body, don't hide it behind tacky clothes and unflattering cropped jeasn - with chucky heels, no less! Not a good look, my friend.
Posted by: Mich | February 24, 2006 at 07:55 AM
SMOKIN!!!
Posted by: Liam | February 26, 2006 at 04:45 PM
no problems here!!
Posted by: george bush | February 27, 2006 at 06:58 AM
If George Bush is telling you there's no problem, then there's a BIG problem ...
And Mich is right. Chunky shoes are meant to be worn with flowy skirts, not cropped jeans. Bad taste, bad taste. Makes the guys think you're easy. Kinda like what Bush thought the Iraq War would be.
Posted by: The People of the United States | February 28, 2006 at 10:13 PM
i want some o' dat !
yeah, the clothes are sexy / raunchy... so what ! i'd luv to slap dem pockets
from the rocket down under
Posted by: boogaloo | March 02, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Holly Crap!!
Posted by: Joe | March 08, 2006 at 07:33 AM
You should try tighter clothes, those ones are too loose. In fact, try no clothes... I think the responses would be much better all 'round. he he Round.
Posted by: Joneswah | March 08, 2006 at 06:01 PM
Baby your Ass is sweet all the guys would like to get a hold on that ass and boday of yours.
Posted by: Bruce | March 09, 2006 at 02:18 PM
She's way too skinny to have an ass that big. Maybe padding or something? My friend used to use padding. It just looks wrong
Posted by: Sarah | March 16, 2006 at 08:24 PM
Think I saw that at Santa Fe
Posted by: Tyzar | March 20, 2006 at 10:20 PM
you ass is nice in these pants but maybe u need to change shoes !!!
Posted by: eran | April 06, 2006 at 01:35 PM
yeah, okay but what about the boobs! Wont someone comment on the boobs.
Posted by: Peter | May 25, 2006 at 06:47 AM
Perfect!
usted está muy sabrosa sí!
Posted by: Bob | September 23, 2006 at 08:33 AM
Not fat, not poifect. Definitely edible though, in my book, which is the only criteria I use (OK, I never said I was the arse-judging version of Simon Cowell).
The acronym is F-BA, if you must. And you, my dear, certainly have one!
Posted by: corkie | October 28, 2006 at 08:06 PM
It's just right baby! Sweetness!!
Posted by: Rich | November 07, 2006 at 07:36 AM
your but doesnt look fat at all. it looks normal! it looks good!
Posted by: liz | February 03, 2008 at 11:59 PM
Holy... that's FAT! get some booty reduction fast.
Posted by: deez nutz | March 26, 2008 at 11:56 PM